he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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