It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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