you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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