There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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