Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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Also makes u a douchebag...this is why innocent people get killed bc of assholes like you...as a firefighter I've used the jaws of life on countless retards like yourself... Let's just hope when u crash u don't hurt anyone else bc you had to be cool...dickhead
No but it does make u danger and a scumbag. Hope you get jailed.
You do realize the penalties for a DUI are a lot more severe than the penalties having an open container, right?
I've lost 2 best friends to drunk drivers. Sorry to be a downer, but not funny...
when someone puts a straw in your body bag after your crash I hope it's hilarious.
This might bother me if I want convinced 95% of the text on here are fabricated.
That's disgusting. I honestly hope you get hurt. That's just disgusting. Impaired driving is no fucking joke.
i have to agree with everyone. you're a fucking scumbag.
I have a DUI and I can honestly say the worst part was not the night in jail, $5,000 in fines, AA meetings (which are annoying if you don't believe in a higher power). Worst part was the embarrassment I felt for putting people in danger. Really not worth it. \n\nFor those of you who hope he/she gets hurt... that's not any better. I just hope he/she wises up.
I'm the douche canoe that hit thumbs down for these comments. DID NOT MEAN TO! tried hitting thumbs up from my phone and it backfired!
@whoopsiedaisies, thank you for owning up to it. I was wondering who was promoting impaired driving and thinking it was OK.
you would be surprised how many "extra" charges you can rack up when the cop realizes you are trying to be a smart ass and "work the system"
Wow your an asshole and everyone sticking up for this guy deserves to be hit by a drunk driver themselves. Call a fucking taxi, if u wanna kill yourself go ahead, don't endanger other innocent people, you selfish bastards
Scumbag, yes...Ingenious? Yes...! If only we could harness that, for Goid instead of Moronic..
sounds like the army guy i broke up with because he thought "hell if i get my license taken, i still have an army license" which apparently over rides a regular license and they can still drive
Every day driving becomes more frightening. I hope they text this while driving.
I think that is pure genius haha you deserve to d
@emoryyy- that might be the funniest thing ive ever heard
fuck that. I love you
@enormoustard I'm so sorry for your loss :(
Jesus christ. Why is everyone on this site such a downer. This text is an intelligent and innovative idea.
because maybe the people on here commenting have lost someone close to a drunk driver and in no way what so ever, not even on a site like this, want to promote drunk driving at all.....
What is with all the uptight assholes on this site? Get drunk and drive... It's fun... So what if you plow into a bus full crippled school children, they weren't contributing to society anyway... Soccermom with 4 kids? She was a whore and drug addict. God Damnit people! Loosen the stick you have wedged deep up your asses!