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  • Submitted by truckie941 on Aug 15, 11 at 2:27pm

    Also makes u a douchebag...this is why innocent people get killed bc of assholes like a firefighter I've used the jaws of life on countless retards like yourself... Let's just hope when u crash u don't hurt anyone else bc you had to be cool...dickhead

  • Submitted by Dxl on Aug 15, 11 at 2:18pm

    No but it does make u danger and a scumbag. Hope you get jailed.

  • Submitted by Phys on Aug 15, 11 at 2:33pm

    You do realize the penalties for a DUI are a lot more severe than the penalties having an open container, right?

  • Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 3:50pm

    I've lost 2 best friends to drunk drivers. Sorry to be a downer, but not funny...

  • Submitted by emoryyy on Aug 15, 11 at 3:48pm

    when someone puts a straw in your body bag after your crash I hope it's hilarious.

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      Submitted by Deebo5050 on Aug 16, 11 at 2:10am

      This might bother me if I want convinced 95% of the text on here are fabricated.

  • Submitted by PhantomOfThe on Aug 15, 11 at 3:16pm

    That's disgusting. I honestly hope you get hurt. That's just disgusting. Impaired driving is no fucking joke.

  • Submitted by ronnybello on Aug 15, 11 at 6:22pm

    i have to agree with everyone. you're a fucking scumbag.

  • Submitted by Sextist on Aug 16, 11 at 10:27am

    I have a DUI and I can honestly say the worst part was not the night in jail, $5,000 in fines, AA meetings (which are annoying if you don't believe in a higher power). Worst part was the embarrassment I felt for putting people in danger. Really not worth it. \n\nFor those of you who hope he/she gets hurt... that's not any better. I just hope he/she wises up.

  • Submitted by whoopsiedaisies on Aug 15, 11 at 3:14pm

    I'm the douche canoe that hit thumbs down for these comments. DID NOT MEAN TO! tried hitting thumbs up from my phone and it backfired!

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      Submitted by cybsrwolf on Aug 15, 11 at 3:20pm

      @whoopsiedaisies, thank you for owning up to it. I was wondering who was promoting impaired driving and thinking it was OK.

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    Submitted by yesIdid2 on Aug 15, 11 at 6:50pm

    you would be surprised how many "extra" charges you can rack up when the cop realizes you are trying to be a smart ass and "work the system"

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    Submitted by Nicole170 on Aug 15, 11 at 11:47pm

    Wow your an asshole and everyone sticking up for this guy deserves to be hit by a drunk driver themselves. Call a fucking taxi, if u wanna kill yourself go ahead, don't endanger other innocent people, you selfish bastards

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 11 at 6:14pm

    F u

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    Submitted by mattc3 on Aug 16, 11 at 3:13am


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    Submitted by donkey4u on Aug 16, 11 at 12:18pm

    sounds like the army guy i broke up with because he thought "hell if i get my license taken, i still have an army license" which apparently over rides a regular license and they can still drive

  • Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 7:04pm

    Scumbag, yes...Ingenious? Yes...! If only we could harness that, for Goid instead of Moronic..

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    Submitted by ohthehyemanatee on Aug 16, 11 at 10:44pm

    Every day driving becomes more frightening. I hope they text this while driving.

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    Submitted by orgazmatron on Aug 15, 11 at 9:32pm

    I think that is pure genius haha you deserve to d

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    Submitted by duckdown on Aug 16, 11 at 5:42am

    @emoryyy- that might be the funniest thing ive ever heard

  • Submitted by RAWR121 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:23pm

    @enormoustard I'm so sorry for your loss :(

  • Submitted by fluffyTaint on Aug 16, 11 at 7:41pm

    fuck that. I love you

  • Submitted by Tylos2 on Aug 15, 11 at 5:50pm

    Jesus christ. Why is everyone on this site such a downer. This text is an intelligent and innovative idea.

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      Submitted by truckie941 on Aug 18, 11 at 10:50am

      because maybe the people on here commenting have lost someone close to a drunk driver and in no way what so ever, not even on a site like this, want to promote drunk driving at all.....

  • Submitted by lexicon9 on Aug 15, 11 at 10:15pm

    What is with all the uptight assholes on this site? Get drunk and drive... It's fun... So what if you plow into a bus full crippled school children, they weren't contributing to society anyway... Soccermom with 4 kids? She was a whore and drug addict. God Damnit people! Loosen the stick you have wedged deep up your asses!