Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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you cheat on your wife? ... fool.
There's still hope 1:16#2. We're not all peices of shit. Stop going for the assholes and you'll find someone worth having. I bet most guys aren't like this. I know I'm not and I don't personally know any guys that are.
One-tramp stamp is named thus for a reason. SLUT.
Two- You could not be the biggest asshole around, one that can't even control his jizz. Awesome.
12:59, You don't make any sense
@7:11 a.m. "a stupid fucking dolphin jumping over jesus laying on a bed of roses" ... Best. Tattoo. Idea. Ever.
not every girl cheats 11:51 AM, you inconsiderate prick.
and this is why I've lost faith in men as an entire gender .
1249 #1.. You should be secure enough with yourself to get any tat you want and not care if ppl put you in a stereotype for having it. Just tell them to fuck off and be yourself, plus if you cover it up, who will see you to judge anyways?
No tat's or piercings here, I don't need to brand myself for life with a picture or words to make myself look better nor do I need to hang things off my body like a Christmas tree.
And yes, all women with "tramp stamps" are tramps. If you're going to get a tat, at least be a bit more creative, way too many women have tats there.
ok 1228, then 95% are, at least if they have tramp stamps...it didnt get that name for no reason
2:09 everyone is calling each other by the time displayed in red underneath their post. Does that solve your problem?
Damn tramp stamps. I'd like to be able to get a tattoo on my lower back since thats easily covered with business attire but I'd rather not have anyone assuming I'm a whore because of the location of my tattoo.
the actual tragedy in this post is that he wasnt wearing a condom when banging the tramp
1:32 because only sluts get tattoos there
10:05 - more power to you...ink on my skin doesnt make me trashy. its judgmental stuck up yuppie assholes like the rest of you idiots that are the trash.
people people its not a "tramp stamp" its a "B**** Badge"
People on here saying this guy is a dick aren't saying it's ok for girls to cheat, so stop using "girls do it too" as an excuse.
@2:43 because it reminds them it could happen to them, or that is has happened.
A V-shaped tattoo over the curve of the hips accentuates the female body. If you take the time to sketch and put a real design there that fits your personality and body, props to you.
i have a tramp stamp but im a man.. so maybe this she was a he! like me!
all you can say to people like that is karmaaa!!!
I have a "tramp stamp" as some people call it. I am happily married and not a slut.
I like the tat there, and so does my husband. it is covered up and only he sees it..
so not all girls with tats are sluts.
How do people manage to text the wrong person? It's impossible for me to do. My contacts are in my phone by name and even people with the same name are easily distinguished one way or another. Are you just a little slow every now and then or are you full on retarded?
I used to want a butterfly on my lower back soo badly.
I think I was like..12 or 13.
Or you could NOT be a cheating bastard...just a thought. Dumbass.
His girlfriend obviously deserved to be cheated on
its called a tramp stamp because its trashy when you reveal a tatoo when you bend over and the top of your pants reveal some inkage...
man, I like how some people making swooping generalisations as on text messages, Truth is, there are as many chicks out there cheating on their partner as there are guys doing the same thing. The guys might just be more vocal about it :p
1:31 #1 you are so deep. keep thinking big.
i dont know whats more pathetic.. you fucking a girl with a tramp stamp, you being a cheating douchebag, or the fact that youre actually willing to admit all of the above to millions of people. hurry up and kill yourself before you can procreate
FAKE FAKE FAKEY FAKE! fucking rubes
10:10 no one deserves to get cheated on, just man the fuck up and not cheat or break the fuck up wit her. not that hard.
Go fuck yourself. I'm a male with a tattoo and I shower daily, have no STDs, make more money than you, AND to top it all off, I go to college. So, please, enlighten me on HOW THE FUCK I'M TRASHY.
You're probably some religious zealot who didn't find jesus until you realized blowing your priest is a sin.
yes i go to the beach and see the sun. i have a tankini and my tat stays covered.and no i am not fat. I have a nice body, even after having kids...
and to 12:41 my friends know i have the tat. and mine does not show when i bend over either.
and to 1:09 you are a judgemental asshole, why does it bother you so much that people choose to pierce or get tats. i am not a tramp. never have been...grow up
Is it ironic that I want to get the words "No Tramp Stamp Here" as a tramp stamp?
Oh man, I did a similar thing. Thought I was texting the the girlfriend, actually texted the wife.
all im gonna say is that while i agree with everyone who says that the guy should keep it in his pants, i will say that all women are fuckin crazy, and any lady that says she isnt most definitely is...when saying this, im referring to the slut logic that you can get the tattoo anywhere and not worry baout what other people say about you....fact of the matter is is that women care very much about what people say about them (the majority of women)...and no one cares 10:05
wow.. youre a straight doucher
7:11 you are on the money bro
8:02 - Please put last week's badly-punctuated news away
I agree with 2:35... marry me, 1:44? :)
its funny how emotional ppl are when they respond to these
9:03 AM: good observation!! I hope the girlfriend put that together too!!! If you are gonna cheat at least be smart enough to wrap it up so you don't get then give something to your partner... it's a dead give away!
why do people get so incensed over random cheaters?
5:30, he/she said "OLD" thermometer, so it WOULD contain mercury.
And also, I find it very hard to believe that a woman [9:28 AM] and her husband turn off porn once a tramp stamp appears. I am a female, and I don't love or hate tramp stamps, but I honestly think that is really really strange.. A tattoo makes a porn star a "slut," but the fact that she is a PORN STAR, having sex for money, doesn't?
this is random but is tfln only in like the eastern timezone.. if not it will probbe confusing for people not in the eastern timezone considering everyone calls eachother by times
1:31 maybe the text said "HER" so i doubt it was a boy. and i hope you are joking
okay 1:09.. a christmas tree...really?
are you calling piercings slutty .. if so i'd love to hear everyone's opinions on belly button rings
girls tend to be less funny when they cheat. which is why this site has tons of texts from dudes cheating and none from chicks. but the home wrecker girls crack me up. oh sluts.
9:28 great tattoo idea improved.win.
1:51 have u never been drunk before? if not then u prob do not understand half the things on this site.
do you women with your "hidden tattoo" never go to the beach and see the sun? the only way to hide it is to stay at home and not show off your body. for that i applaud you.
are you not familiar with this site? it's about sending texts when you're drunk. when you can't see straight and assume that "dad" is "dan" or do you only have two people in your contacts?
all these girls here are pretending they dont cheat too. fuck you girls.
Thermometers don't contain mercury anymore. Its just colored alcohol. The only thing likely to be dangerous is the broken glass bits :-P.
this site cost me my marriage... to a tranny!!!! omg lol lmfao!!!!!
2:09 - are you for real?? the time in red under the post is most likely the server time... meaning regardless of where people are viewing this, the time will still display server time (in this case, it appears to be eastern) and not the local time.
1005 do you help orphan children too? Find it funny that you make more than 6 figures and maintain exemplary grades in college, along with just being the saint you are.
thats funny but is pretty suckish
btw why do they call it a tramp stamp? i dont understand that. i want one. but whenever i tell people i want it there they just give me this look. and im like what? its just a tattoo
you are a douchbag.
So, I'm assuming you are no longer with your girlfriend. If she has any self-respect, she better have thrown your ass to the curb!
fuck cheaters, regardless of gender.
You should all drink the shit from an old broken thermometer.
It's candy...trust me
i love male chickens!!!
I'm sorry (actually, not i'm not) but any girl with a tramp stamp is a slut. It is the tackiest, scummiest turn-off ever. I don't care what you think of that 'cool' tattoo on your lower back of a stupid fucking dolphin jumping over jesus laying on a bed of roses, it still makes you look like a slut regardless of what it is. Guys can watch porn and think a chick in a 20 man gangbang is pretty cool, but as soon as they see a tramp stamp they turn it off, spit on the floor and say "what a slut..."
7:11 I believe you are correct. my husband watches porn (sometimes i watch with him) and if we get one glance at a tramp stamp he goes from =======> to ==>
8:45 What would make this tattoo even better, if the Fonze was riding the dolphin
burn in hell.
That is a winning fail. Ps- Girls with tats are better anyways. =D
trashy ppl have tattoos
Say "I meant in my dream."
Well....it's like hitting a target! But you should stop being a cheating assfuck by the way....
Yeah, the whole thing that bothers me with the "tramp stamp" is that most of the time, my clothes would cover it! I prefer to wear office attire that keeps my lower back covered. It would only be on display for public if I went to the beach and yet that some how makes me a slut? At the very least there should be credit given to how good the design of the tattoo is, cherry blossom branches doesn't exactly scream slutty.
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12:50 that was very deep dr phil
uhhh wrong site but YDI
@ 2:29 the only girls who get their belly buttons pierced are the ones who need to hang an air freshener from it...,