Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
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you cheat on your wife? ... fool.
12:59, You don't make any sense
There's still hope 1:16#2. We're not all peices of shit. Stop going for the assholes and you'll find someone worth having. I bet most guys aren't like this. I know I'm not and I don't personally know any guys that are.
1249 #1.. You should be secure enough with yourself to get any tat you want and not care if ppl put you in a stereotype for having it. Just tell them to fuck off and be yourself, plus if you cover it up, who will see you to judge anyways?
No tat's or piercings here, I don't need to brand myself for life with a picture or words to make myself look better nor do I need to hang things off my body like a Christmas tree.
And yes, all women with "tramp stamps" are tramps. If you're going to get a tat, at least be a bit more creative, way too many women have tats there.
ok 1228, then 95% are, at least if they have tramp stamps...it didnt get that name for no reason
People on here saying this guy is a dick aren't saying it's ok for girls to cheat, so stop using "girls do it too" as an excuse.
@7:11 a.m. "a stupid fucking dolphin jumping over jesus laying on a bed of roses" ... Best. Tattoo. Idea. Ever.
One-tramp stamp is named thus for a reason. SLUT.
Two- You could not be the biggest asshole around, one that can't even control his jizz. Awesome.
I have a "tramp stamp" as some people call it. I am happily married and not a slut.
I like the tat there, and so does my husband. it is covered up and only he sees it..
so not all girls with tats are sluts.
2:09 everyone is calling each other by the time displayed in red underneath their post. Does that solve your problem?
not every girl cheats 11:51 AM, you inconsiderate prick.
the actual tragedy in this post is that he wasnt wearing a condom when banging the tramp
and this is why I've lost faith in men as an entire gender .
10:05 - more power to you...ink on my skin doesnt make me trashy. its judgmental stuck up yuppie assholes like the rest of you idiots that are the trash.
1:32 because only sluts get tattoos there
Or you could NOT be a cheating bastard...just a thought. Dumbass.
A V-shaped tattoo over the curve of the hips accentuates the female body. If you take the time to sketch and put a real design there that fits your personality and body, props to you.
I used to want a butterfly on my lower back soo badly.
I think I was like..12 or 13.
i have a tramp stamp but im a man.. so maybe this she was a he! like me!
Damn tramp stamps. I'd like to be able to get a tattoo on my lower back since thats easily covered with business attire but I'd rather not have anyone assuming I'm a whore because of the location of my tattoo.
all you can say to people like that is karmaaa!!!
people people its not a "tramp stamp" its a "B**** Badge"
How do people manage to text the wrong person? It's impossible for me to do. My contacts are in my phone by name and even people with the same name are easily distinguished one way or another. Are you just a little slow every now and then or are you full on retarded?
all im gonna say is that while i agree with everyone who says that the guy should keep it in his pants, i will say that all women are fuckin crazy, and any lady that says she isnt most definitely is...when saying this, im referring to the slut logic that you can get the tattoo anywhere and not worry baout what other people say about you....fact of the matter is is that women care very much about what people say about them (the majority of women)...and no one cares 10:05
its called a tramp stamp because its trashy when you reveal a tatoo when you bend over and the top of your pants reveal some inkage...
@2:43 because it reminds them it could happen to them, or that is has happened.
1:31 #1 you are so deep. keep thinking big.
man, I like how some people making swooping generalisations as on text messages, Truth is, there are as many chicks out there cheating on their partner as there are guys doing the same thing. The guys might just be more vocal about it :p
His girlfriend obviously deserved to be cheated on
FAKE FAKE FAKEY FAKE! fucking rubes
yes i go to the beach and see the sun. i have a tankini and my tat stays covered.and no i am not fat. I have a nice body, even after having kids...
and to 12:41 my friends know i have the tat. and mine does not show when i bend over either.
and to 1:09 you are a judgemental asshole, why does it bother you so much that people choose to pierce or get tats. i am not a tramp. never have been...grow up
i dont know whats more pathetic.. you fucking a girl with a tramp stamp, you being a cheating douchebag, or the fact that youre actually willing to admit all of the above to millions of people. hurry up and kill yourself before you can procreate
okay 1:09.. a christmas tree...really?
are you calling piercings slutty .. if so i'd love to hear everyone's opinions on belly button rings
this is random but is tfln only in like the eastern timezone.. if not it will probbe confusing for people not in the eastern timezone considering everyone calls eachother by times
Go fuck yourself. I'm a male with a tattoo and I shower daily, have no STDs, make more money than you, AND to top it all off, I go to college. So, please, enlighten me on HOW THE FUCK I'M TRASHY.
You're probably some religious zealot who didn't find jesus until you realized blowing your priest is a sin.
5:30, he/she said "OLD" thermometer, so it WOULD contain mercury.
And also, I find it very hard to believe that a woman [9:28 AM] and her husband turn off porn once a tramp stamp appears. I am a female, and I don't love or hate tramp stamps, but I honestly think that is really really strange.. A tattoo makes a porn star a "slut," but the fact that she is a PORN STAR, having sex for money, doesn't?
10:10 no one deserves to get cheated on, just man the fuck up and not cheat or break the fuck up wit her. not that hard.
wow.. youre a straight doucher
I agree with 2:35... marry me, 1:44? :)
7:11 you are on the money bro
8:02 - Please put last week's badly-punctuated news away
Oh man, I did a similar thing. Thought I was texting the the girlfriend, actually texted the wife.
Is it ironic that I want to get the words "No Tramp Stamp Here" as a tramp stamp?
why do people get so incensed over random cheaters?
9:03 AM: good observation!! I hope the girlfriend put that together too!!! If you are gonna cheat at least be smart enough to wrap it up so you don't get then give something to your partner... it's a dead give away!
girls tend to be less funny when they cheat. which is why this site has tons of texts from dudes cheating and none from chicks. but the home wrecker girls crack me up. oh sluts.
this site cost me my marriage... to a tranny!!!! omg lol lmfao!!!!!
9:28 great tattoo idea improved.win.
1:31 maybe the text said "HER" so i doubt it was a boy. and i hope you are joking
2:09 - are you for real?? the time in red under the post is most likely the server time... meaning regardless of where people are viewing this, the time will still display server time (in this case, it appears to be eastern) and not the local time.
1:51 have u never been drunk before? if not then u prob do not understand half the things on this site.
Thermometers don't contain mercury anymore. Its just colored alcohol. The only thing likely to be dangerous is the broken glass bits :-P.
its funny how emotional ppl are when they respond to these
are you not familiar with this site? it's about sending texts when you're drunk. when you can't see straight and assume that "dad" is "dan" or do you only have two people in your contacts?
all these girls here are pretending they dont cheat too. fuck you girls.
do you women with your "hidden tattoo" never go to the beach and see the sun? the only way to hide it is to stay at home and not show off your body. for that i applaud you.
thats funny but is pretty suckish
btw why do they call it a tramp stamp? i dont understand that. i want one. but whenever i tell people i want it there they just give me this look. and im like what? its just a tattoo
So, I'm assuming you are no longer with your girlfriend. If she has any self-respect, she better have thrown your ass to the curb!
fuck cheaters, regardless of gender.
You should all drink the shit from an old broken thermometer.
It's candy...trust me
That is a winning fail. Ps- Girls with tats are better anyways. =D
1005 do you help orphan children too? Find it funny that you make more than 6 figures and maintain exemplary grades in college, along with just being the saint you are.
I'm sorry (actually, not i'm not) but any girl with a tramp stamp is a slut. It is the tackiest, scummiest turn-off ever. I don't care what you think of that 'cool' tattoo on your lower back of a stupid fucking dolphin jumping over jesus laying on a bed of roses, it still makes you look like a slut regardless of what it is. Guys can watch porn and think a chick in a 20 man gangbang is pretty cool, but as soon as they see a tramp stamp they turn it off, spit on the floor and say "what a slut..."
you are a douchbag.
i love male chickens!!!
Yeah, the whole thing that bothers me with the "tramp stamp" is that most of the time, my clothes would cover it! I prefer to wear office attire that keeps my lower back covered. It would only be on display for public if I went to the beach and yet that some how makes me a slut? At the very least there should be credit given to how good the design of the tattoo is, cherry blossom branches doesn't exactly scream slutty.
Say "I meant in my dream."
7:11 I believe you are correct. my husband watches porn (sometimes i watch with him) and if we get one glance at a tramp stamp he goes from =======> to ==>
8:45 What would make this tattoo even better, if the Fonze was riding the dolphin
burn in hell.
trashy ppl have tattoos
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12:50 that was very deep dr phil
Well....it's like hitting a target! But you should stop being a cheating assfuck by the way....
uhhh wrong site but YDI
@ 2:29 the only girls who get their belly buttons pierced are the ones who need to hang an air freshener from it...,