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  • I've totally been there 7:18! It's like...do you really think that if my face is covered in your slobber, you're doing a good job?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:35pm
  • i wanna kiss someone cuuutte =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:28pm
  • am i the only one who thought the text meant that a girl's vagina was trying to eat his face so he had to defend himself with a good round of oral? i initially thought: why so many bad night votes? haha, sounds like a good time to me. fuck, i guess my mind really is warped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I once had this experience with a boy. It was like he was trying to detach his jaw and swallow me whole. Thank God it has only happened once. NOT PRETTY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:18pm
  • 6:48 I know exactly what you mean. this has happened to me more than once. I blame at least one time on dancing with a super drunk girl at a party in college, but more recently I just wanted to stop and leave, why was she kissing like that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:39am
  • haha, not only with the "homeboy" but with "gals" in the same sentance. ^ you sound real fresh partner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:53am
  • You'd get a chuckle out of this text if you've ever had to kiss a girl like this...It's horrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:48pm
  • A guy tried to choke me with his tongue once, I just used mine to push him out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:24pm
  • I definitely thought he meant a vagina was eating his face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:53pm
  • UGH, I was with a guy once who kissed like this. His mouth covered half of my face. Then he had the nerve to ask me why I kept my lips so tight. Bad kissing is a definite dealbreaker for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Actually the only think more annoying than a really bad kisser is a dude who has to have his homeboy around to make out with a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:13am
  • I think replying to the first post is a tad more pathetic... But then again I WAS first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:24pm
  • a kids description of making out just go with it dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:18pm
  • not really a funny text. it is funny that people still say FIRST though. and pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:08pm
  • 6:46 I'll let you get first next time, ok?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:57pm
  • i think that this is actually a guys excuse to his girlfriend after she caught him kissing another girl, just saying...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Yeah, my homeboy and i were making out with these two gals that kissed similar to this. I ended up with a bruise in my lower lip, and my homeboy had the inside of his mouth all dented up. Both our mouths hurt too, it was ridiculous, and totally not the way to make-out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:10pm
  • i've had this happen, it's not fun..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:35pm
  • bein first is fun, it makes u famous kinda. I can nvr get it tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:46pm