it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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I've totally been there 7:18! It's like...do you really think that if my face is covered in your slobber, you're doing a good job?
i wanna kiss someone cuuutte =]
am i the only one who thought the text meant that a girl's vagina was trying to eat his face so he had to defend himself with a good round of oral?
i initially thought: why so many bad night votes?
haha, sounds like a good time to me.
fuck, i guess my mind really is warped.
I once had this experience with a boy. It was like he was trying to detach his jaw and swallow me whole. Thank God it has only happened once. NOT PRETTY.
6:48 I know exactly what you mean. this has happened to me more than once. I blame at least one time on dancing with a super drunk girl at a party in college, but more recently I just wanted to stop and leave, why was she kissing like that?
haha, not only with the "homeboy" but with "gals" in the same sentance. ^ you sound real fresh partner.
A guy tried to choke me with his tongue once, I just used mine to push him out.
You'd get a chuckle out of this text if you've ever had to kiss a girl like this...It's horrible
I definitely thought he meant a vagina was eating his face.
UGH, I was with a guy once who kissed like this. His mouth covered half of my face. Then he had the nerve to ask me why I kept my lips so tight. Bad kissing is a definite dealbreaker for me.
Actually the only think more annoying than a really bad kisser is a dude who has to have his homeboy around to make out with a girl.
I think replying to the first post is a tad more pathetic... But then again I WAS first.
a kids description of making out
just go with it dude
not really a funny text. it is funny that people still say FIRST though. and pathetic.
6:46 I'll let you get first next time, ok?
i think that this is actually a guys excuse to his girlfriend after she caught him kissing another girl, just saying...
Yeah, my homeboy and i were making out with these two gals that kissed similar to this. I ended up with a bruise in my lower lip, and my homeboy had the inside of his mouth all dented up. Both our mouths hurt too, it was ridiculous, and totally not the way to make-out.
bein first is fun, it makes u famous kinda. I can nvr get it tho.
i've had this happen, it's not fun..