Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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