Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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