i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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