Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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