Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I imagine this was Goldie Lockes bed: this one is too soft, this one is too melty, this one is just right!
Hopefully you didn't get any of those mixed up last night.
I work out, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.
Masturbating = vibrator= needed to refuel = protein .string cheese....
Sounds like a fun night
The cats start to show in droves!
In that order.... Sounds like it was a lonely night.
Quit sleeping with your mother
now son get out of your sisters bed.
Best night ever! Lol
fell asleep masturbating again huh?
Must be a swimmer.
Those all kinda work as sex toys.... The cheesmight be a no go though..
if the string cheese is on the dude's protein bar then you may wanna get yourself checked out
That wasn't string cheese.