Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I imagine this was Goldie Lockes bed: this one is too soft, this one is too melty, this one is just right!
I work out, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.
Hopefully you didn't get any of those mixed up last night.
Masturbating = vibrator= needed to refuel = protein .string cheese....
The cats start to show in droves!
now son get out of your sisters bed.
Quit sleeping with your mother
Best night ever! Lol
Sounds like a fun night
In that order.... Sounds like it was a lonely night.
Must be a swimmer.
fell asleep masturbating again huh?
Those all kinda work as sex toys.... The cheesmight be a no go though..
if the string cheese is on the dude's protein bar then you may wanna get yourself checked out
That wasn't string cheese.