i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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