oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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