It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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