I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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And your parenting is the number one contribution to her ending up as a $2 hooker, congrats!
This is the future of america
Expect Russians to abuse your girl heavily...
Oh God no! Hope u aren't one of those teen mom dumbasses!
If she has a sister in the future call her tequila.
Take a deep breath, and repeat to yourself: "It's a girl, not a cat. It's a human being, NOT A CAT."
"Hi, I'm Lolita and there here's my friend Tanqueray."
I do too!!
Make sure you name the next one cranberry or tonic, jackass