1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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