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  • 87 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:13pm

    I'm like 98% sure this was about my ex, he's only 80% sure

  • 92 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:49pm

    I'm an English major and that doesn't bother me. It's a fucking text, people. Get over it! They're not writing a damn paper for school. Plus, it's better than "ur".

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:36pm

    10:30 they're texting shorthand, dick

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:29pm

    haha first time i see something from my area code and it's something like this.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:36am

    great motivation to get your friend to stop.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:00pm

    10:49-- Then i'm an astronaut..

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:33am

    i hear that all the time

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:31pm

    Wait people tell me this often ...................

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:55pm

    I hear one of my friends say this all the time about people we hang around with. But I don't think she's smart enough to go on anything other than myspace... Probably works at Wal-Mart, everyone at fucking Wal-Mart does coke. Fucking El Paso lol

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:59am

    I had an ex like that... she was so much fun while she was doing coke behind my back... once I found out, I made her quit, and for the rest of the relationship she was a total beeyatch.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:54pm

    6:18 I have some bad news, this is hilarious. Lol. Sorry

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12am

    'spoken' like a true friend...do you take the good with the bad, or go back to the way things were? decisions, decisions.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:45pm

    hahaha i laughed at this one pretty hard

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:38pm

    "your" is not shorthand for "you're", idiot.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 2:03am

    How persuasive..

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:55pm

    guy i like is addicted to coke now..hes alot of fun to be around but idk it makes me nervous knowing hes doing that

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:30pm

    People who don't know the difference between your and you're shouldn't be allowed to text.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:43am

    cocaine-addiciton-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:03pm

    this guy needs a grammar lesson: *you're *a [space] lot. *you're [what has two thumbs and is a grammar douchebag? this guy]

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 11:31am

    12:17 why the fuck do you care so much. Don't be such a douche bag and maybe then you'd have friends.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:17am

    12:03 are you fucking kidding me? You're critiqing his grammar? Lose your virginity and loosen up. No one posts these to impress professors with their grammar.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:18am

    this isn't funny its fucking sad