4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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Thanks for the update, Mr. Sheen.
sounds like a soccer mom in trouble....
That sounds pretty fuckin productive to me
That's a big blanket.
Texts from mid-afternoon.
i wanted to eat pigs in a blanket.. in a blanket!!
Sounds like a successful day to me, homeskillet
Oh man!!!! Deja vu right there.
I'd consider that a successful day
Lies! It's only 39....