sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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