i think my tv is drunk
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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