i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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