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  • 91 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    ok seriously... you guys have to turn a text mentioning christianity into a debate about religion? grow up. people can do what they want. i'm christian, and i don't oppress anyone. we're not all bigots.

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:38pm

    Some Christians are extremists and take it too far, same with other religions. That's individuals. But all major Christian denominations agree on spreading the news of God but not forcing it on others. Calm down.

  • 79 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    I'm sure it's a great book! Christianity is not about hate, it is about the exact opposite, love. And like said earlier, I am a Christian and I also do not oppress people because that is not showing God's love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:25pm

    religion is stupid. i'm respectful of others, but im also content knowing that the only thing that will happen to me after death is a lot of decaying.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:29pm

    My wife needs the "how to stay bi-curious after college" version. I miss threesomes.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:22pm

    I got that book as a high school graduation gift and I never cracked it open in my 4.5 years of college!!!

  • 78 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:55pm

    If this said "my room mate has a Qu'ran on his desk!" everyone would be calling the OP a hateful, judgmental bigot... but it's OK to mock Christianity.

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:53am

    You guys missed the point. Apparently the roomate does everything counciled against in the book. Not that the OP is horrified his rommate is Christian.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:49pm

    I have the "How to Get Your FastPass to Hell in College" book.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:41am

    this text isn't even funny... whether or not you believe in god or not, who are you to judge him? especially when this guy's trying to be good? what's wrong with wanting to be good? what does it matter if he doesn't want to participate in bad things? did getting drunk, or having sex ever get anyone any further in life? no... stop being so ridiculous people.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:08pm

    LOL....my mom gave me the same book. :)

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:33pm

    of course people retaliate against their oppressors. my born again friend likes to say he doesn't judge, his god does. then judges people. pointing out bad behavior in others doesn't change YOUR bad behavior, christians!

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:00pm

    Yeah. All Christians do is shout, hurl insults, and tell everyone how wrong they are while maintaining smug superiority. Wait, what?

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:57pm

    Probably sent from mom!

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:22pm

    And people think Christians are judgmental...

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:03pm

    I'm a Christian. I agree with 10:37. Religion is a private matter between you and God. Forcing religion on nonbelievers cheapens faith. I believe out of love, not fear.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:28pm

    we have to read that book in collegiant seminar at my college, its actually a good book!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:02pm

    7:15, you cannot prove a negative. An atheist is inherently right until you can definitively prove them wrong. You have no proof of any god, or any incarnation of the divine, and far less evidence that your particular mythology is the correct version. And I'm sorry, but the Bible is disgusting and has ruined American society ever since it supported the slave trade.

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:43am

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:22pm

    5:54 you're an idiot. 6:46 you're a bigger idiot

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:02pm

    my roomate has the same one....

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:51pm

    I bet your roommate cries when he jerks off, LOL

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:34pm

    Praise god at least someone is sane!!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:58pm

    2:04, did you personally experience stigmata? No? Please shut up now.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:32pm

    Never read either of those... 3:10 is nice though. House of bondage...

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:02pm

    I love this idea Christians have that atheists never tried believing in God, that all they need to do is pray or read the Bible and suddenly they'll be saved. Well, I attended church every week until I was 19. I studied the Bible in small groups. I majored in ancient Greek in college and can track mistranslations that altered the entire meaning of scriptures. I've also read other sacred texts and mythology and can point to similarities in stories that existed long before Christianity. What now?

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:52pm

    He/she will soon find out virginity isn't all it's cracked up to be

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:37pm

    there is no freedom of religion until there is also freedom from religion.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:27pm

    11:30, you should feel bad because you believe in something that isn't real. That makes you stupid. You should feel bad about being stupid.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:48pm

    I'm really amused by how surprised all you Christians are that you're being hated on. You've been ostracizing atheists for thousands of years. I'm sorry, but you do not get to claim you're being persecuted: Christianity is the biggest religion in America. There is no way you're being oppressed, guys. If you're that bothered when we poke at your religion, I think that shows how insecure you are in your belief anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:07pm

    cause your religion is wrong.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:18am

    Wow, you people are so inconsiderate I can't even belive this

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:42pm

    Christianity - smug lil bitches since 1CE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:12pm

    3:09- burden of proof is on you bitch. So you prove it. 3:08- If I go to hell your loving god doesn't sound so loving. But I sleep wonderfully knowing there is no hell and no god. Kyle

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:42pm

    3:55 is SO right. People claim to be tolerant of all religions, but somehow that excludes christianity...and they insist on propagating stereotypes about bigoted "christians"...that's the same as saying "Muslims love to blow people up and hate america." its simply not true. people should tolerate ALL religions. That includes christianity.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:02pm

    organized religion (and that includes you christianity) are arrogant. and i think someone already said dangerous. faith can be very ugly, but preserving the good and beautiful is part of worship.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:09pm

    3:06, lots of stuff, when your religion is oppressive, intolerant, promotes idiocy, and annoying.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:38pm

    LIVE AND LET LIVE... do what you want, believe what you want, and respect others regardless. But I agree with 5:27... LSD.. <3

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:32am

    That's what my Christian college passed out day one

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:30pm

    There are smug Christians. There are smug atheists. Everyone has an ego, it's just a matter of how big their ego is. People who say that atheists don't have morals don't know what their talking about. Atheists choose their own morals to live by. I am personally on the fence. I was raised christiN, but now I am starting to question things. Be a freethinker. Don't follow blindly.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:54am

    do you guys know what deism means?

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:32pm

    if i believe in fairies, how dumb is it to say, "i've never seen one but i know in my heart fairies exist." faith is an excuse for stupidity!

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:03pm

    sorry for this long rant but my paragraph couldn't be posted.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:46pm

    6:16, I don't mind street evangelists. I mind Christians who think they have the right to impose their flawed morality on our bedrooms, schools, hospitals, labratories, and government.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:30pm

    I wish all the atheists would just grow up and leave people alone. Yes I believe in God, but i'm not going to force my religion on you therefore I don't believe you should force your non-beliefs on me and try to make me feel bad cause you don't believe in anything.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:33pm

    Oh the Irony of atheism..get pissed off for trying to convert everyone but then wanting everyone to convert to athiesm..i hate both sides..you all suck..good day

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:01pm

    Want to know if you're speechless cuz you never considered it or because his/her actions wouldn't reflect that he would purchase the book.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:35pm

    So I guess a threesome is out of the question??

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:40pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:01pm

    1:23 is a dumbass! If you want to debate, at least start with Ignosticism - if believers cannot agree on an idea or definition of what "god" Is, how do you argue whether or not "god" exists? Besides, if there is a god, pantheists or deists are correct. Your god isn't answering YOUR prayers and helping you while letting other Christians die in childhood, live in poverty, etc.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:31pm

    does that mean he's not giving free bj's anymore?

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:33pm

    My favorite thing about Christians is how they are always telling you that their belief is based on faith and then turn around and tell you it is the truth. Things that are truths don't require faith or have any of you ever thought of that before? I understand though... Back when I was 3 I had faith and Santa and would have said it was the truth he exist too.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:33am

    So, this one time, I was offered a Bible from a guy on the street corner. I'm not religious, but I took it anyway because it was free. It's a pretty cool bedtime story. -White Guy

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:17pm

    I read that book too.... it didn't work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:38pm

    My favourite thing about Christians is how good they look when nailed to a cross.

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:24pm

    Can't we all just get along? Don't judge others!

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:55am

    And that's a sign of a cockblocker

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:02am

    If going to college is enough to break your faith it wasn't very strong anyway.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:27am

    my mom gave my brother that book before he went to college.... i hope you're his roommate. i would get immense satisfaction from that.... ian?!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:44pm

    Maybe there's a god, maybe there isn't. No way to tell. Other than the fact that if there is a god, he hates me. I think I need a "How to get a Job in this Economy" book.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:56pm

    "I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything."

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Rulez on Nov 29, 10 at 12:53am

    I'm Christian get over it

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:30pm

    4:07-- Kyle-- wow?!?! WTF?!

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:59am

    5:54PM ... that's just so sad... you are the ignorant one...

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:58am

    Most Christian religions branched out from Catholicism.

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:26am

    I agree with 11:30 (1)

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:16am

    What do you call a caseworker who hates her job and loses every client? Dead. What do you call the police worker zipping her into a big rubber bag? Dead. What do you call the television anchor on camera in the front yard? Dead It does not matter.  The joke is we all have the same punch line.  –162  

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:57am

    If I'd seen that book on my roomie's desk, I'd be at a loss for words myself. Later I would've thought it was funny as hell, but I wouldn't have given them crap about it either. I might be Atheist, but I still respect other people's personal beliefs.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:50am

    ^ agreed we had a christian speaker at my high school who told us as wives we cannot refuse sex from our husband. wtf?!?! i'm all for promoting responsible drinking and sexuality but i can see how christians fuck up the message...

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    Peeps sure are touchy when you start talking shit about their imaginary friend in the sky

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    look around your bedroom. now pretend i just said there's an imaginary friend standing next to your bed. now, prove me wrong. where do you start?

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:47am

    2:04, that's because most people need to experience a miracle in order to believe in any kind of god. It's kind of an odd paradox.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:06am

    ***Not most christian religions, sorry. All christian religions.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:27pm

    how i stayed christian in college: Did enough lsd to see god... end of story... turned out it was my roommates plant.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:44pm

    1:02 PM, I'm in the same boat as you. Born and raised Catholic, went to church twice a week til I was 18. Guess what? I'm an atheist. Besides, even if there were a hell, I'd prefer to go there. As Nietzsche said: "In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:24pm

    New Hampshire represent!!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:49pm

    hahahaha omg my roommate has the same onee!!!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:23pm

    I don't believe in the personification of god. How convenient yours is male, Caucasian, and arbitrarily old.

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:12am

    wow, you're going to hell 5:38PM

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:52am

    353 Catholics are christians fyi

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:53pm

    Wow...there's ALOT of spelling mistakes in there... SCREW YOU AUTO-CORRECT!!!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04am

    how does science explain miracles? how about the stigmata? it's just sickening to read about the "scientific" explanations for the stigmata. why does the blood on the wounds never dry up? why does it have a pleasant odor? why does it all of a sudden disappear? how about fatima? why did 70, 000 people see the sun dancing in the sky? even NON believers? try explaining that atheists... it's a sad world we live in... god warned us...

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:46pm

    There are extremists in every religion... It also takes a great amount of faith in being an atheist...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:00pm

    If my roommate had a Qu'ran on his desk I'd turn him over to Homeland Security and tell them he was a terrorist in training! America!

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:33pm

    oh lord, we got a holy war going on

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:04pm

    do you by any chance go to Ball State? haha

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:22am

    Watch out! You may be terrorized by the Evengelical Taliban...

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:12pm

    riiiiiiiight because only a christian could abstain from sex and alcohol in college....

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:43pm

    6:56 is the love of my life. Best quote from one of the greatest books ever written.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:57pm

    11:23, you clearly do not understand the concept of proving a negative that 8:02 was trying to explain. The burden of proof is on the person trying to claim something exists. You don't assume something exists until proven otherwise.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:18pm

    I needed the "how to stay sober in college" version!

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:43am

    i pray for everyone on this page... especially those who need prayers. i hope you find god... if you ever get to know him, you will understand. if you don't believe in god, try saying a prayer. seriously... just try. don't give up either... :)

  • 39 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:51pm

    So it's a guide of how not to have fun in college.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:53pm

    I'm a Christian and I love opressing non-Christians (and catholics) and telling them to convert or face eternal damnation

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:42pm

    Believe what you want but don't talk crap about other regions.

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:43pm

    I like the Chuck P. quote 6:56!

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:35pm

    I bought that book for myself!

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:23pm

    Nothing wrong with that But people saying ohh so only Christians can stay abstanint and what not, no.. Just that's one group and that's the spin the book has Respect the guy who has this book, it's his choice. He would respecct you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:54pm

    The bottom line is, that only stupid ignorant fucks belive in god

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:01pm

    belief in god isn't wrong, doing bad things in god's name is because we don't know how our creator actually feels.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:52pm

    HAHAHA... i got that Book from a teacher in high school

  • 43 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:14am

    I own this book. YAY GOD! & I go to a christian college but still experience all of the pressures, etc. This book is a great tool. Props to your roomate. :)

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:03pm

    Can we please just stop this? Its stupid.

  • 40 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:07pm

    I think 1:02 just bitch-slapped Christianity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:08pm

    So, basically you're going to hell.

  • 38 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:00pm

    organized religions are wrong.

  • 27 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:11pm

    shut up about the bible and religion talk and just accept that this text is funny. the end.

  • 30 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    Christians can say you're going to hell because it's the truth!