when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I love having hate sex.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
