i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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