I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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