Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Your bed has a drinking problem?
Your bed needs AA
Because it remembers all too well?
Because your friends love you!
because the gods of booze have blessed your bed
Presents for later!
probably not vodka...
Its not vodka, its years of shame and bad decisions
I got you, the whole jump on the bed thing and the red wine doesn't spill
Because you touch yourself at night..... After drinking from your pillow.