We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Gives a whole new meaning to their slogan, "Subs so fast you'll freak"
This is possibly one of the most clever things I've ever seen on this website. Thank you.
as a woman, this game doesn't sound very fun
The real fun is: When the guy doesn't finish, he's gotta hide a full-on boner while dealing with the Delivery guy.
I wanna know who won
Freaky fast freaky good!
@shhhhhhhh\nThis is one of those games where you always win.
Of course lol only in Wyoming!
Why would you want to rush sex? Especially to race JJs! Is the sex that bad between you guys??
Maybe it's the appetizer? - just to get them warmed up for a more lingering dessert after their subs.
Cute I guess, but OP if you're the woman here you're getting gypped. Of course your man can finish before the delivery guy gets there, but do you get to?
Doubt they deliver within one minute
The winner gets a squirt-gun and Viagra
Weird that this idea was in the January Cosmo
I'll take this challenge!!
Sex would definitely be the one department I have absolutely no desire to ever beat "subs so fast you'll freak"
I am a jjs driver, and this would be hilarious to hear about on one of my deliveries
Only in Wyoming
Ahh..an F³:Freaky Fast Fuck.