I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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We need to get cleaner, higher class exotic dancers for our soldiers. I will pay higher taxes for such things.
why the fuck can't anyone spell masturbate these days
STD slime. Hooooooooly fuck. I think I just killed my libido for about 48 hours.
Actually, they wipe the poles down to get a better grip for climbing and inverted moves. If they don't do this and another girl was wearing body lotion or sweating the pole will be to slick and it is dangerous
I've been to some of these strip clubs that cater to military... They're usually by an enteace to a base and they're super sketchy!!!!!
what does jesus have to do with any of this?
only thing worse than this is the guys who brag about screwing these chics
Give me a fucking break. No stripper is going to say anything like that to turn guys off and close their wallets. Sounds like a fake from some bitter chick who doesn't like her man going to the clubs.
I've never seen that happen, but I believe it.
Haha!! Usually these things are dumb, but this one is pretty dang funny!
I'm thinking the traffic light is where he went. That or biscos LOL
Yes no first on this one!! Ffffuck offff bitchesss
bahahahahaha up in the 810... deja vu??? Dort Highway???
I love Flint town =]
Home of the killlaaa
You act as if the women who can always make well thought out statements that benefit her financially is the same type that find themselves working in strip clubs.
How is this new info if you're from Flint?!
Actually, they wipe the poles down to get a better grip for climbing and inverted moves. If they don't do this and another girl was wearing body lotion or sweating the pole will be too slick and it is dangerous
Must've been teasers. Was the dance from tiny tina, the tower of power?
Sounds fake; ive worked in a club for years and we clean it so we dont get hurt doing tricks, end of story.\n\nAnd yes, some girls are idiotic, but some of us are actually quite intelligenet; lighten up and quit judging people!
I always wondered if they cleaned the poles... Thanks
I always think it takes away from the show when the stripper has to wipe down her own pole. They need a professional pole cleaner.
Bullshit I DJd at a strip club there was NO wiping poles at all. Sliding on coochie juice lol
Haha...that funny and gross at the same time
you might want to start going to classier strip clubs
That is fucking nasty!
The only military establishment in Michigan is a National Guard base. Which is one falter step away from NOT being military at all.
In 810, I'm thinking this had to be Biscos.
why would a stripper be telling you this while she was giving you a lap dance? sounds like someone needs a new job.
5:20, holy fuck is sort of an oxymoron,eh?
Sounds like Guam to me...
I know they wipe down the poles so they can get a better grip, I never knew it was to clean off stds. Gross
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I just puked a lil in my mouth.