apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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