Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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