yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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