i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I skipped work to stalk him.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize