Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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