I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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