The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i drank out of a bidet.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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