i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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shut up, just shut the fuck up.
To the girls who are bragging that they get themselves off 3 or 4 times a day, YOUR WEAK!!! 3 or 4 times/session is my average, and thats at least 3 times a day. No O during sex? I'll finish myself off.(and yes 7:39, thats what all your "skanks" are doing in the bathroom after they're done with you. That or crying because they have finally hit rock bottom on your pathetic cock!)
you're a douche, STFU.
6:13 well said
8:35 start off with a detachable shower head, pulsating water directly on clit. then you can upgrade to the dirtier more fun stuff.
8:35 oh wow sweetie, you need to have a day to discover your body. once you find the right "spot" you'll know you're doing it right. remember it doesn't matter how you do it as long as it feels good.
i'm a girl and i just got off, further solidifying that whoever wrote this post is a douche.
Another hint is to read erotic stories. Sometimes that's hotter for us girls because you can get into the story and let your imagination run with it. Porn is great and everything but it's not always as hot to just watch a girl take it and moan unconvincingly.
jesus christ. fuckin "masturbation experts" you fuckin need to get a life!
@8:35 Oh honey, just get a little bullet and your world will change. I masturbate more than any guy I know... If you really, really lack sensation just get the one with 7 speeds.
Porn is a bad thing all of a sudden?
Maybe he's saying girls shouldn't masterbate because it makes it harder for guys to get the girls off. Just saying.
no 4:19 it doesnt.
you are just touching certain areas down there...maybe some girls insert stuff but like it just doesnt get loose.
they arent ripping their vaginas open.
if this is a girl then she needs to learn a few things, getting yourself off is one of the best things.
if this is a guy then you suck and you should never talk to women again.
further solidifying you're inept.
4:19- that would depend on how you do it, wouldn't it?
I can get off just by rubbing my legs together - takes 2 min or less... any other girls do this?
im a girl i do it when i wake up, get back from school and before i go to bed unless im going to be having sex. pretty much anytime im bored
haha ok any chick that thinks they masturbate mroe than guys CLEARLY is not very clued in on the psyche of a guy...but other than that, i think the guy above me talking about 835 is hot....ladies, please continue, this is very hot
...7:39 has to be right though, I mean, something down there has to be big enough to reach outta that thing and rub on something else.
kinda gross, esp. if you think about this LOGICALLY and not like an attack on women.
porn is super hot to watch and hear while doing it. i especially like girl on girl porn for some reason... and im a girl. get a dildo in your vag and then a little vibrator on your clit and you will definitely cum. also when your having sex, put a dildo in your ass, i know it sounds weird but it totally changes the sensation.
I'm a girl and I'm walking proof that a girl CAN get off EVERY time, even without the help of toys :p
Can't you handle a girl that knows how to please herself?
psh, get a pocket rocket. it changes everything.
ive masterbated at least 20 times today, and had sex with my husband and im still horny.
2:54 is totally trollin'.
2:54- Thanks for clearing that up, that IS what I meant.
this was def a guy posting because he was pissed that he couldnt do it to the girl as well as she does it to herself. Sometimes sex in the head is better than sex in the bed!!
haha 8:35 is definitely a guy who just posted that to get every girl to talk about how they masturbate
i'm a girl and i have to think about porn to get off when i'm with a guy. and i never get off during sex. it takes forever for a guy to get me off but 5 mins for me to just do it myself. although it feels better when i'm not doing the work
8:35 where exactly are you touching??
Clearly, something went wrong.
7:39: actually, when a girl is aroused, her clit swells. therefore, it wouldn't take "roast beef curtains" to massage her clit. her clit pokes out a little. you've never been with a girl, huh?
its obviously a guy you moron.
girl, if you can't get yourself off, how do you expect a guy to?
2:44 i think 2:42 meant watch porn to help with the problem. like if its a girl who cant get herself off, she should watch porn to get her all worked up. as an aid not a guide
with <3 from 2:27
7:57 here, to 7:39/11:14: I'm 21 & I live nowhere near Detroit. stop being an imbecile.
well that's true though, that's how a lot of girls do it!
Honestly I can get myself off every time, but none of the guys I've been with have ever been able to do it. boo,.
I'm a girl and I can't masturbate. like. either I don't know how to do it right... or idk. there's no sensation.
come on, a girl's got to masturbate when guys are incapable of finishing the job...
any woman that doesn't masturbate needs to start. and every guy that says "cumming is for guys" must have a sad, sad love life.
This is obviously a guy lamenting the fact that he couldn't bring a woman to climax.
7:39, if you're so concerned about "unsightly roast beef dangles" why don't you just fuck a guy? problem solved.
"cumming is for men" really? you cant be serious. i guarantee you that some girls masturbate just as much as you do..if not more
No guy's ever gotten me off, altho definitely got close with one, but then he came and was an ass hole about doing anything else that time :/ But yeah, I can get off in 30 sec's if I'm horny enough, even just by imagining a pornographic scene or something. I guess I just need a guy that either knows what he's doing with his hands, or who will let me be on top because that's where all my senses kick in.
Sounds like a lot of you are a little insecure about your unsightly roast beef dangles issue that I brought up. And 7:57PM, where do you live and how old are you? If you've been between the ages of 16 and 28 in the last 10 years and you live near detroit, there's a good possibility that I've fucked you and one of your friends. Maybe even a family member of yours too. You skanks are extremely easy these days, it's almost impossible to be a virgin past age 12 because of that.
A good bullet does the job your fingers/tongue does MUCH faster.
You're not doing something right then, hon!
Well, not all men are as skilled...
They're either fumbling bumblers or insenstive to their partner's needs.
get a rabbit.. shit changes everything.
im pretty sure it was a girl who couldnt get herself off...so i dont understand how people can say its obviously a guy posting it
11:41A - A WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER SHIT!
I am a very sexual woman and it never takes long for a guy to make me cum but I can't get myself off. It really sucks.
7:15PM has some raost beef curtains long enough that they massage her clit when she rubs her legs together, gross.
this is hilarious!!! just masturbate peoples...it doesnt even matter!!! im a woman, and personally, if i dont masturbate several times a day i would start killing people...
Seems like a girl not be able to get herself off to me.
so random, but does getting yourself off make you loose ?
I agree with 11:45. Once you know how to please yourself and know your own body, you'll have waaay better sex because you'll be able to help the guy hit your spots too.
eff yes i am. lol. actually i just happened to refresh the homepage. but *now* im trollin. so im gonna go before i get annoying. lol
I wish, 7:15. I'm so deprived from sex lately that my vagina's practically screaming, "enough with this nonsense! Bring on the men!"
"Cumming is for men." you must make lots of girls very proud. and by proud i mean unhappy bc you fail at sex.
3:20, totally agree. & most guys are too worried about getting themselves off, instead of both of you getting off. selfish!
i agree with 2:11
im a girl, and trust me, we would definitely be less picky if we couldnt take care of ourselves.
If at first you don't succeed...
4:19 is a TOOL. STFU.
i just proved you wrong.
lol, I'm a girl and I find it funny how annoyed guys get when they go into it thinking they're "awesome" at getting a girl off with hands or what not and then you have to reach down there and like "adjust" and sometimes you just want to take over for them (which one time I did)
Guys just try too hard at it.
ummmm we don't need guys to show us how to get off...most of the time we need to show guys how to do it.
2:02AM-You're an idiot. It's not a guy.
I'm a guy and I have no problem showing you what to do so you get off. I actually taugh my ex a few things to get herself off. We used to masturbate together. It was REALLY hott!
8:16: Because you can so get your own tongue down there...
2:42, that is TERRIBLE advice. If that's what you do, I feel sorry for the people you're sleeping with.
11:53 - EXACTLY. Learn to please yourself, and you'll have a much better sex life.
Also, detachable shower heads revolutionized masturbating for me. Every girl I know loves it. If you girls can't get off, try that.
Totally a guy who failed to lure some chick home with him... if girls didn't masturbate, they'd probably go home with less appealing guys more often.
When guys are incapable? Because guys ate incapable of finishing the job.
Don't hate just because I don't need a guy to get off. and for the record, a good percentage of the guys i've been with have said i have the best vag ever so pretty sure me being nasty is not the problem here. sounds like some young kids on here who have no clue about sex or women...
I can get off just by rubbing my legs together - takes 2 min or less... any other girls do this?
June 7, 2009 7:15PM
4:19 must be a dude.
1:51 lets talk, I happen to think your hot too!
Yah it works because you have an abnormally flabby vag
Is TFLN broken? This has been the newest one for several hours!
i don't have a detachable showerhead, but i will lay down in the tub with my clit under the faucet and let the water run on me.. same with jacuzzi tubs too and the jet things in swimming pools..
depending on the day, I've masturbated up to 4 times a day...& I'm a girl. a very satisfied girl, might I add. (:
as if,..omg girls definitely SHOULD its great,.. and um hello we have something just made for it.
8:35 A, i can helpppp. i'm a girl, hope thats okay
4:00, DUMBASS. It does work. Try googling it.
1:51 and 2:40 Your loss I guess. What coulda been. I'll just say that I wouldn't have been texting anybody this the next morning. I would have been you making eggs as you slept soundly.
Whoa. 7:39, wtf? Does a woman masturbating make you feel inadequate, or what? 'Cause really, what's with all the hate?
Also, to the general public: Masturbating, even with a dildo, does NOT make a woman loose. Fucking, even a LOT, does not make a woman loose. The vagina is a muscle. It doesn't get loose from use-- a woman's vagina size depends on how her body is naturally, and whether or not she is turned on.
1:51 back, and to 2:04, thats a dry spell for you, during regular sex with a girl, some dudes i know still beat it like three times a day, cmon i dont htink theresa girl whos more into it than that...actaully i would almsot guarantee it...and 2:17 cmon now, theres no seriousness on your end, very apparent, listen to 11:41, girl knows her shit
girls should definitely masturbate, it is awesome. also, 11:53 i agree
1:51 I go twice a day during a dry spell, I don't know how often guys do it but in terms of quantity I think I give it a fair fight.
Btw, shower head ftw
and to 8:35 there's no "can't!" Don't be a quitter!
all you girls are making me hard.
oh. no worries. i figured. lol. bc with us girls its all about "the mindset". we have to mentally be in it to win it. otherwise. no go. lol