felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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McCleanUp on register 1.
Wow, what a McDouche.
I get it it's funny...... Oh ya no.
My friend works at McDonalds in NY. She said that never happened to her before. Bet you it will now.
My bf has pussy juice in his goatee
ah geez, now i want some mcnugs!!
I think I just shit myself laughing, thank god I'm not at a MickyD's too, a staff member might've offer themselves.
Omg 7:26 you are sooo hot. Oh wait no you are just an attention seeking whore.
what is with all you whores posting slutty stories about what you did when you were 13?!
One time I rounded up a group of extremely horny homeless men and had them jack off to my gaping asshole them had them run train on me while watching Pete an pete
I rubbed my clit in a 24 hour mcdonalds and the manager saw me and definitely got a boner lol
Hahaha your my hero(:
1:12 and 12:24 are the reasons this website exists.
why wont this post what im writing!!
i want some McNuggets right about now
yeah exactly 10:33, no-one cares if you drank your bf's cum or had a threesome! whores!
Lol that happen to a friend of mine and he just told them that there food was shit and it gave him fools poisoning
Haha someone got a little drunk tonight
One time, my boyfriend jizzed in a measuring cup so he could see how much cum he was pouring down my throat. Turns out it was 1 1/4 cups. I willingly gulped it all down. ;)
4:22 just needs to choke on his own dick like now.
I'm poopin and it hurts :/
4:59 you should kill yourself you worthless fuck
Nopeeee :P me and my best friend are girls. We like to cum swap too. I bet you wish I was your gf huh...
In Soviet Russia, McNuggets wait for you after throwing up on counter!
10:05 you get down huh? good thing im not the one getting down with you that's fuckin nasty.
Hellio all of y'all r chuck a booty and a buttboil and chuck my booty
That's happens to me before... I just left
haha she bangs him and then he blows his load on your face, hillarious!!
wow 12.44, must be good to know he prefers your best friend over you!
Haha that's weird I feel awkward when I puke on dicks and put them in my ass.
Oh yeah? Well one time me and my best friend and my boyfriend had a threesome and he came all over our faces and both our faces were coveted in his sticky mess.