i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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