Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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Did you fuck it and wear it as a hat?
A) google to see whether or not humans can get rabies from squirrels, B) if they can, bring in the squirrel for testing, C) if you can't get the squirrel, get rabies shots. Immediately. Animals can be contagious with rabies before they show any symptoms
I had a bizarre nightmare the other night that a squirrel jumped out from the back of my couch and leapt at me with a firey vengeance, in a possible attempt to eat my face. Tetanus, dude. Tetanus.
That last hypothetically was unnecessary.
If it had rabies, you're screwed. Read: dead. But on the bright side.. Well, I guess there isn't one. Go see a doctor. Hypothetically speaking of course.
@tayacb that's exactly the right answer. Any mammal can carry rabies and can infect a human with its saliva. Rabies is rare in squirrels because they don't usually survive the attack by another animal that would give them rabies but it does happen. OP should get immediate professional medical attention.
Squirrels in my pants, sq-sq-squirrels in my pants.....(if you have kids that watch Nickelodeon, u get this)
You love college to?? Crazy kid.
Okay I googled this and there is no known case for squirrels infecting humans. But hypothetically it could happen and any mammal can carry rabies. Look up rabies on wiki
Hypothetically speaking you most likely have rabies... Or not
You didn't eat the chocolate squirrel, did you?
Bakobell, it was a gopher. Now GTFO
oddly enough, you can't get rabies from squirrels
I had a bizarre nightmare the other night that a squirrel jumped out from the back of my couch and leapt at me with a firey vengeance, in a possible attempt to eat my face. Go get rabies shots, dude. Don't get owned by a squirrel.