Me too!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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