Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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i wish i got texts from chicks wanting to hook up. damn, i need to start spitting game more.
7:43 The fact that you said "spitting game" means you still probably won't get any chicks wanting to hook up with you.
I think I'm in love with you
i dont care what everyone thinks but thats fuckin hilarious and i feel the exact same!!!!! lol
I agree with 7:43, minus the spitting game part. i'll just be myself...if that doesn't work then we'll proceed with another plan