Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
there was a trapeze. enough said
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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