Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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