I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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People who don't play with their food are missing a lot
No, you don't. That's fucking hilarious!
Obviously we have some people among us with no sense of humor. That was funny
Only if it answered you.
This shit's funny. I don't care what the the rest of you all say
That was hilarious. And it actuality sounds like a real tfln..unlike most of the shizz dat is been polluting this site.
i lovvvveeee this. bahahahaha
I mean, I would do that.
This looks like a similiar text I sent-.after I found out I was prego I looked at my bottle of captain and declared i'd see him in 9 months!
I said the same thing to the pumpkin pie last night.
Hahaha it's kind of funny
Hell yes you have issues
Ah, can't wait for the seasonal tflns.
Seriously? This made it? This is STUPID!!
this isnt remotely funny... its stupid, how do they approve some of this bullshit
I talk to my food all the time. Ur crazy if u DONT TALK to ur food!
Oh yeah dude you have issues!!! Your so crazy!!! I mean seriously people, the OP talked to a dead turkey and said he was gonna eat it!!! I bet in the mornings you say to your breakfast "im gonna eat you!!!" that would be even crazier!!! Ok.. For real though the only thing that makes you crazy is that you thought this was remotelyfunny enough to post on here.
Why would this get posted?
Not really that funny.
That's not even like, a little weird.