Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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