I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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