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  • @8:33 honestly if someone is dumb enough to do that id happily let them eliminate themselves from our population

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:34am
  • @ 8:27 it is most likely not fake. although its very dangerous I saw on an episode of Oprah that it is all the rage with the high school students, they can be drunk in school but not smell of alcohol. personally the idea of the burning that sticking alcohol up your vag would cause is enough to keep me away. but kids these days are nuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:30am
  • I'm a medical student at a well known school, and this is true. Women are doing this vaginally and there were cases of a frat doing this with steel wool rectally. You body will absorb the alcohol extremely fast, with death from alcohol poisoning quick to follow. Not to mention it is extremely caustic to the skin, causing vaginal mucosa break down as well. This will NOT allow you to pass a breathalyzer, as you still will exhale the alcohol from your lungs as your body breaks it down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:42am
  • Has anyone seen a wet tampon before? How the hell do you stick a soggy tampon up your vag!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:02am
  • i'm so surprised this never made the news. three football players got suspended. they put tampons up their ass. it's a real thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:46am
  • 8:52 Someone shud kill u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:55am
  • Steel wool is used to scrub pots! You would def scratch the fuck out of your anus! This is one time I feel I must defend fraternities. That's a whole new kind of pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:33pm
  • lol--why in the world do you think that would kill someone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:30am
  • It's more often done with sponges and guys, 11:02, but it sounds more sensational about tampons and out of control young women. I'm an ER tech in Columbus; although we've seen a few cases, it's not widespread, and I agree that 10:42 doesn't know what they're talking about. There's quite a difference in texture and absorbancy between steel wool and yellow sponges. Good luck graduating at the bottom of your class!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:12am
  • what the fuck? thats sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:21pm
  • This is total bullshit you moron. It's impossible to get a tampon soaked in anything up there! Obviously you don't know how they work. Jerk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:12pm
  • So why is this preferable to taking many shots quickly? I mean if getting fucked up is your goal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:24pm
  • YOU CAN'T DO THIS. YOU IDIOTS DO REALIZE THE AMOUNT OF VODKA THAT CAN BE ABSORBED INTO ONE TAMPON IS ONLY A SHOT OR TWO...AND ONCE A TAMPON IS SATURATED, IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PLACE INTO THE VAGINA BECAUSE IT IS SO WET. EVEN IF SHE DID MANAGE TO FIT IT IN, A LOT OF THE VODKA WOULD BE LOST IN THE PROCESS AND SHE WOULD ONLY HAVE THE EQUIVALENT TO ONE SHOT. SO STFU IDIOTS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33am
  • Rainbow parties don't exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:46am
  • omg. OW. OW OW OW OW OW OW. please no! i've heard urban legends of this, and yes, you'd get drunk faster (same principle was used on an episode of MANSWERS on how to get drunk fast) but christ, alcohol down there would burn like a mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:06pm
  • lol i have a male friend who did this once...that he would admit to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:35pm
  • It can kill you if you put too much in because when you put alcohol in that area it goes through your blood stream very quicky. It gets you drunk faster but can easily kill you. Very stupid and someone should stop her next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:33am
  • 1) why did you watch 2) why did she let you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:48am
  • Agreed 8:34 :-) What a bunch of dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:51am
  • Why the hell where wre watching that. Sick dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:22am
  • @ 12:11, It would be Indiana University... I was there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Actually 1042 is pretty close on the female side, though you can't really absorb anything with steel wool. I wouldn't put it past frat retards to try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:51am
  • We had a dude do this with a TAMPON!!! and we only found out because he couldn't get it in! Too funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:21am
  • Soak it with the applicator on It's a plastic applicator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:39pm
  • 11:02, they must be super loose..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:15am
  • I think if these r highschoolers then someone shud stop them they don't have a clue what there doing just listening to the fucktard next to them tell them it's a good idea So glad I have a fully functioning brain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:55am
  • Holy fuck that would hurt. Why would anyone do that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:40pm
  • That's actually really dangerous to do. Putting alcohol in your anus or vagina makes it hit you extremely faster and harder. Mucous membranes in the esophagus slow down the process that alcohol has on the body, and putting it somewhere other than your mouth eliminates this. You will not feel yourself getting tipsy or drunk it will just hit you like a brick wall. People get alcohol poisoning a lot easier and faster this way because there's no warning signs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:00pm
  • I need parties like this.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Nov 15, 10 at 8:00am
  • How do you know what area u are in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Somebody watches to much CSI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:36pm
  • i know more guys that do it anally, which is weird. weirder. does talking about it encourage people to try it? like health class lectures on bulimia. "you're saying bulimia disrupts electrolyte balances and predisposes one to a heart attack. but you say it lets you lose weight? mostly water weight, yeah yeah i'm cool with that."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:55am
  • a woman in Texas gave her husband a vodka enema and he died, she went to jail. I always wonder what were they thinking>\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:00am
  • Fake! That will kill you and if it didn't it would most certainly be the stupidist thing anyone has ever done. #darwinwins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:27am
  • Your damned right you need new friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:24am
  • no fucking way this is a trend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Let me guess...UMASS Amhearst?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:11pm
  • This is what you call a severe alcoholic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:14am
  • You can't do that with a soaked tampon... But that would HURT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:32pm
  • It's the new thing going on with the kids these days. Will pass a breathalizer no problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:31am
  • 3:12, your a moron. get out of your parents basement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:55pm
  • What's a rainbow party?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:40am
  • Actually 11:12, the steel wool would irritate the rectum and would allow faster absorption of the sponge or tampon. So Mr ER Tech, it is possible despite the differences in texture and absorbancy. Oops patient in room 4 just crapped themselves better go take care of that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:44am
  • I heard that alcohol ends up in your breath anyway, so you'd fail a breathalyzer using those... Would be funny to see that happen and the resulting "OMG OMG OMG WTF HAX" as they realize how stupid they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:32am
  • So glad this guys' representin' the 508 xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:41pm
  • dumb bitch. that shit can kill you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:39am
  • Hopefully not true but quite possibly true. That's just asking for a nasty infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:40am
  • Wow. Way to represent Massachusetts.

    Submitted by susanslaughterx on Apr 12, 10 at 12:26am
  • Wow that's dangerous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Who does this? And who does this in front of people? I thought the vodka tampon was a myth, like rainbow parties, something made up by the media to scare parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:39am
  • @7:01 No it wasn't. And no you weren't. First of all, that's clearly a Massachusetts number. Despite the fact that no one cares/believes anyone else here, I know the TWO girls who did this that night. It was in Boston. I wasn't there, but it was two friends of mine and we all heard about it. And it wasn't actually IN FRONT of everyone, they went in the bathroom. I laughed so long when I saw this on here. Now we just wanna figure out who sent this text haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:25pm
  • This will kill u immediatly. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Whoever says this is fake is an idiot.. Don't you guys watch the news at all? Months ago, it was all over the news that highschool kids were doing this in school. Disguisting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:04am
  • What's a rainbow party?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:05pm
  • this was also on the show MANswers... guys funneling beer into their asses, as others have said, its a faster way to get the alcohol into your bloodstream. i absolutely love to drink but would absolutely never go to these extremes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:11pm
  • you must be from mansfield

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Actually I've done it, I can't stand the taste of alcohol so it works, but you have to be careful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:02am
  • @ 3:52 this does not in any fucking way, shape, or form make you classy you stupid fucking waste of life..this text is disgusting. Grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:14am
  • Let me guess you go to UMasa Amherst

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:55pm
  • 10:42 is a LIAR! Even fratards aren't dumb enough to use steel wool. C'mon!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:47am
  • alcohol poisoning waiting to happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:30am
  • OH MY GOD 3:04, you watch the news, you know everything! Did they have documentary footage? Or just talk about it? Don't believe everything you hear. (Weapons of mass destruction? Where?!) Sure, it happens, but far more rarely than the news treats this tasty bit about crazy, corrupted youth, and attention paid to it actually encourages new people to try it. Not the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:40am
  • I feel like I had heard about someone doing this before and 9:33 reminded me that...yeah... it was on CSI.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:57am
  • it also makes you infertile. Just FYI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12am
  • Somebody deff gonna fuck that drunk whore tinight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:54pm
  • 508 area code...figured lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:58pm
  • could you really soak enough to do anything in one tampon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:02pm
  • How many "I need new friends" texts do we really need? C'mon tfln...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:59am
  • This could kill you, and who would even consider doing that??? Fucking no brain, sluts!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:14pm
  • helloooooo yeast infection!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:21pm
  • 11:02 and 11:15 you both are idiots. You soak it in the applicator. and this is definatly not fake, girl at my highschool a few years ago was in the hospital for a few days because she had alcohol poisening. it's like when you continulously take shots, or drink sitting down. you never realize how much you have until you stand up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:34am
  • @925.... It is a person from that area who attends IU.... I know this because it happened in my room and i saw the text get sent out and saw it get posted.... So FUCK YOU WE WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Straight up class right there. What happened to the people that liked alcohol because it is enjoyable to drink? These are probably the same fools that choke themselves as kids, drink lots of cough syrup or take shots of purell that allow the media to make our generation look like a bunch of asshats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Wow I live in this area...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:26pm
  • does this actually get you drunk?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:01am
  • it would be in the 508..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Dude,that would fukn BUUUUUUURN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I love how 10:55 is looking for a reaction. people like you shouldn't get one sick fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36am
  • People have been taking alcohol enemas for centuries, this is nothing new.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:59pm
  • No way that happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:58am
  • 12:33, no. your a fucking idiot. these girls soak the tampon in the applicator then apply it. and no. it's a lot more because it is absorbed straight into your blood stream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:10am
  • I just took my little sister in the bathroom and played fire man. Next I'm goin to teach her how to play army I'll lay down and let her blow the hell out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:55am