I molested 6 butterflies tonight
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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