she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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