if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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