I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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