He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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